What makes my the next door neighbor’s spouse thus gay?
235 `Sire olde kaynard, is this thyn number? `Sir old doddering fool, is it thy undertaking? 236 Why is my personal neighebores wyf very gay? 237 She is honoured overal ther she gooth; She’s honored everywhere she happens; 238 We sitte on hoom; You will find zero thrifty clooth. I sit at home; You will find no very good clothing. 239 What dostow inside my neighebores hous? What dost thou at my the next door neighbor’s home? 240 Is she very fair? Artow thus amorous? Try she therefore fair? Artwork thou very amorous? 241 Just what rowne ye that have oure mayde? Benedicite! What do your whisper with the housemaid? Bless me! 242 Sire olde lecchour, lat thy japes be! 243 Of course, if We have a good gossib or good freend, Of course I’ve a close friend or an acquaintance, 244 Withouten gilt, thou chidest as good feend, Innocently, thou scold eg an excellent fiend, 245 If that We walke otherwise pleye unto his hous! Basically stroll otherwise go unto their house to put on display your me personally! 246 Thou comest hoom since the dronken as a mous, Thou comest household because the drunk because a good mouse, 247 And you may prechest with the thy workbench, which have yvel preef! And preach on thy workbench, bad luck to you! 248 Thou seist if you ask me it’s a acceptance meschief Thou sayest in my opinion it’s a good bad luck 249 To wedde an excellent povre womman, to possess costage; So you can marry a poor lady, because of bills; 250 And if that she feel riche, out of heigh parage, If in case she become rich, away from highest beginning, 251 Thanne seistow that it’s an effective tormentrie Upcoming thou sayest that it is an excellent torment 252 In order to soffre hire pride and you will hire malencolie. 253 And in case one to she become fair, thou verray knave, Of course she feel reasonable, thou utter knave, 254 Thou seyst that every holour wol hire provides; Thou sayest that each lecher desires to keeps her; 255 She may no during chastitee abyde, She can maybe not remain chaste for the amount of time, 256 Which is assailled upon ech good syde.